Stupid Assholes of the Week.

1. Travis Henry is a stupid asshole for smoking the hippy-lettuce while on a Broncos team that can make him not just a really good running back, but an elite tier back. Just ask Clinton Portis how well going from the Broncos to another team worked out for him (and Mike Anderson, Ruben Droghns, etc...).

2. NASCAR should penalize itself for being a stupid asshole for not giving the 07 the victory.

3. Marion Jones is a stupid asshole. ('Nuff said)

4. Michael Vick is a stupid asshole. Does he really think joining the likes of Alicia Silverstone will make people forget about shooting, hanging, electrocuting, and beating dogs' heads until they die?

5. While I am openly rooting for the Rockies, Charlie Manuel is a stupid asshole for making that pitching change with them leading the game in the 4th inning.

6. Who cares that Lebron wears a Yankees cap? If you do, you're a stupid asshole.

7. If you're of those that thinks the Packers will make a run in the playoffs, you, too, are a stupid asshole.

8. Matt Lienart is a stupid asshole. You (well, Kurt) beat the Steelers, and you are complaining?

9. Lou Holtz is a stupid asshole for not only being so unabashedly a homer, but also for his terrible record at predicting games in general (not to mention I can understand my 95 year old grandfather who has no teeth, Alzheimer's, and dementia better than Lou Holths).

10. And finally, the biggest stupid asshole of the week, Joey Porter for predicting a win over the Raiders. I think just punishment would be for him to be locked up in a cell with a Raiders fan for a day.